Because we are mindless drones who listen to every bit of promotional advice in the month of December (The Ped Egg is the perfect gift for everyone on our list? OK! Sold! Send us 18!), we are totally jazzed for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. We will be at the theater Christmas Day, listening to "The Little Drummer Boy" for the last time in eleven months, excited to see Brad Pitt without that damn mustache. And it will be ever so curious.
But today there are other matters at hand. Namely, The Curious Case of Britney Spears's Absent Tit Button. Can someone please explain to us how in the name of Dick Van Patten we are not looking at Britney's nipple right now? That's three-quarters of a boob right there.
And there might be a pale shadow of areola sticking out, but that's it. Did Jayden clean suck those things right off? Is she like the boobal equivalent of Kyle XY or Karolina Kurkova?
But today there are other matters at hand. Namely, The Curious Case of Britney Spears's Absent Tit Button. Can someone please explain to us how in the name of Dick Van Patten we are not looking at Britney's nipple right now? That's three-quarters of a boob right there.
And there might be a pale shadow of areola sticking out, but that's it. Did Jayden clean suck those things right off? Is she like the boobal equivalent of Kyle XY or Karolina Kurkova?
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