Alley Dukes

This is acolaboration of Caio (reader of this blog) Thx a lot dude

ALLEY DUKES #Montreal, Quebec -Canada#

Genre: Rockabilly/Pornobilly


"If this ain't rockabilly...you can suck my balls!"

Band Members :DANNY DUKE: vocals and guitar, ZAK DUKE: amplified guitar, MO "Barely Legal" DUKE: upright bass, BUCK DUKE: drums
Influences : Benny Joy, Joe Hill, Benny Hill, Hasil Adkins, the Atkins Diet, Al Ferrier, Charlie Feathers, chicken feathers, Roc LaRue, Johnny Powers, Austin Powers, Poison, Ronnie Self, ourselves, Ronnie Milsap, the Misfits, Bloodshot Bill, Bon Jovi, Joe Clay, the Phantom, Link Wray, Art Linkletter, Gene Maltais, Gene Simmons, Richard Simmons, Ray Condo, condos, condors, Vulgar Deli, Joe Maphis, Iron Maiden, Iron Chef, W.C. Fields, Venom, Sleepy LaBeef, beef, boobies, LOTS OF BEER, porn, and especially our spiritual leader...
Sounds Like : four drunken rednecks

Screwed, lawd and tattooes Redneck Rockabilly 4-piece from Canada with decadent tales of drunken debauchery, perverse sex, venereal diseases, and loose morals! Totally rockin' sounds - but not for the easily offended




Alley Dukes - Northern Rednecks -2005
1. Alley Dukes - slippin' & slidin' (in you) (1:39)
2. Alley Dukes - johnny d (2:28)
3. Alley Dukes - drinkin' my life away (2:32)
4. Alley Dukes - (ain't just) a way out (3:20)
5. Alley Dukes - goodbye train (2:36)
6. Alley Dukes - your sister (2:33)
7. Alley Dukes - change my way (2:12)
8. Alley Dukes - she gave me an itch (2:19)
9. Alley Dukes - chockin' the chicken (1:47)
10. Alley Dukes - black magic (2:16)
11. Alley Dukes - look somewhere else (3:00)
12. Alley Dukes - endless road (3:27)
13. Alley Dukes - no more hot dogs (8:56)
Alley Dukes - Northern Rednecks

http://www.freewebs.com/alleydukes
http://www.myspace.com/thealleydukes

Beauty icon title goes to Knightley

Keira Knightley was named the number one women's beauty icon of 2007 in a poll of 2,500 people.

The Pirates Of The Caribbean actress beat TV presenter Kelly Brook and supermodel Kate Moss to win the greatest share of votes.

All 10 of the women named as top beauty icons in the Superdrug poll are British.

Glamour model Katie Price, also known as Jordan, came just ahead of Paris Hilton to get the number 10 slot.

Superdrug beauty director Katherine Le Clerc said: "The top 10 beauty icons list shows that today there is room for everyone's idea of true beauty.

"From the aloof glamour of Keira Knightley and Victoria Beckham's high-maintenance gloss to the fresh faced youthful looks of Fearne Cotton, Holly Willoughby and Gemma Atkinson."

Kate Moss, 33, is the oldest woman in the top 10 followed by Victoria Beckham, Superdrug said.

The survey of 2,500 people was carried out for the retailer by market researchers 72point earlier this month.

These are, in order, the top beauty icons of 2007 as named in the Superdrug poll: Keira Knightley, Kelly Brook, Kate Moss, Victoria Beckham, Fearne Cotton, Holly Willoughby, Gemma Atkinson, Alesha Dixon, Lily Allen and Jordan.

DRI "Dealing With It!"

The ever so classic DRI...one of the great crossover bands. If you are unaware, I would definately recommend giving them a listen for some they were the ultimate, and others maybe not so much. No matter what they were definitely worth a listen as I'm sure most of you are aware. Go on and take a listen to a time when bands actually played their instruments without protools.

Noise that matters.

File under: Classic 80's Californian Hardcore Sounds From The Pit


DRI - Mediafire

**OR**

DRI - Megaupload

Nicole Kidman reveals that she is pregnant

Nicole Kidman, the Oscar-winning star of The Hours and Moulin Rouge, is expecting a baby, it has been disclosed.

The actress, 40, and Keith Urban, her husband of 18 months, reportedly broke the news to their families over the Christmas period.

The baby, whose expected arrival date has not been announced, would be Kidman's first by birth, though the actress, who is winning rave reviews for her role as the evil Mrs Coulter in The Golden Compass, adopted two children during her first marriage to fellow Hollywood star Tom Cruise.

Kidman, who has refused to discuss her break up from Cruise in any depth, recently revealed she had suffered an ectopic pregnancy and a miscarriage during their 10-year marriage.

Life with Urban, 40, a New Zealand-born country and western singer, has also not been without its difficulties.

The singer checked himself into rehab for alcohol abuse less than four months after the wedding. Kidman admits that it has put a strain on the relationship but says the problems are now under control.

The Australian actress, who lives in Sydney, has been gradually winding down her commitments to spend more time with Urban and her adopted children Isabella, 14, and Conor, 12.

Jennifer Aniston was never pregnant

It is confirmed that Jennifer Aniston is not knocked up. The report stated by the The National Enquirer is said to be a hoax, just made up to increase the popularity of the 38-year old actress.

Us Magazine says:

"The National Enquirer reported that Aniston, 38, is expecting and speculated that the father could be either Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor or Sex and the City hunk Jason Lewis. But her rep tells Usmagazine.com: "She is not pregnant."...The star "is in a great mood," a source told Us, despite the fact that she didn't have a date and "left alone" after the Christmas Eve dinner. "There's no drama, and that's why she's happy!"

Alright that clears it all up. I rest my case your honor. LOL

Paris is back from the Beach!

Okay! The heiress just came back from a family vacation in Hawaii over the Christmas holiday. Guess what Paris was doing after swimming and relaxing at the beach; she's back in her partying antics once again. The not-to-be heiress was spotted wearing a gold dress and partying all night in Los Angeles on Thursday. Looks like she's going to be busy in a couple of days with all her socialite friends.

More photos of Paris here:

Milo Ventimiglia is dating Hayden Panettiere

30-year-old 'Heroes' star Milo Ventimiglia admits that he and co-star Hayden Panettiere, were romantically dating. A witness heard Milo saying that "he called her his girlfriend and that he loved her." Aww, how sweet! They are a perfect match, its like love made in a series of episodes.

Krystal Forscutt - FHM Photos

Australian model and reality TV contestant Krystal Forscutt shows of her sexy bod on the latest cover of FHM Magazine. Krystal was first known as a contestant of Big Brother Australia, and since then her career in the entertainment industry just flourished. Honestly speaking, she looks very hot in her front cover pose and looks very tempting. Lick! Lick! Lick!..sorry I mean click! click! click! her photos.

And see for yourself:

Teri Hatcher Naked on Letterman

Actress Teri Hatcher was caught naked by David Letterman. Looks like he just can't keep his eyes off of her. The video is censored but still good for the preying perverts eyes.

Justin Timberlake will be endorsing Givenchy's?

Rumor has it that Justin Timberlake could be the next face of Parfums Givenchy men's fragrance, making it his first step into the beauty world. If this is true, Justin may have hit a jackpot in both his singing and endorsement career. The American pop singer already have his line of clothings from William Rast which is said to be expanded to include sportswear apparels in the Fall of 2008.

Jennifer Aniston is Knocked Up!

Geez! Looks like every famous celebrity I know is getting knocked up this days. And now Jennifer Aniston, 38 is reported to be pregnant according to The National Enquirer. Looks like the culprit is Jason Lewis from the TV series Sex and the City, since they were reported to be living together under the same roof. Let's just wait till the actress confirms about the issue. Well, next year would be pretty interesting, a lot of babies will come out and let's see how the "soon-to-be-celebrity-mothers" cope up with the issues.

Beyonce Poses Topless

Beyonce Knowles poses in a pair of jeans for House of Dereon brand clothing.

According to Anythinghollywood.com, Beyonce Knowles knows how to seduce her fans into purchasing her brand, House of Dereon jeans. It appears topless photos are “in” right now, because just a few weeks after Keira Knightley made her decision to pose topless for Interview Magazine (and a Chanel ad), Beyonce is doing the same. In her new racy ad, Beyonce is wearing a pair of tight jeans, and that’s all.

A source told News of the World, “Bey wanted to show just how seductive the label can be.” She did a good job. The jeans are quite tight, and have a “squiggly,” which is supposed to be a Fleur-de-Lis (a symbol of the French monarchy), on the back pockets.

Beyonce may not have a single $100 million deal, but her list of endorsements in 2007 alone is enormous: American Express, her Samsung B'Phone, her Armani Diamonds perfume, her appearance in Disneyland's ad campaign as Alice from 'Alice in Wonderland,' her Direct TV ad and her continuing L'Oreal cosmetics contract.

As the face of her own clothing lines run with her family, Dereon, and now Dereon Junior launched in 2007, Beyonce is everywhere and pulling in product-related cash from almost every commodity category. Her level of exposure, combined with the number, quality and diversity of her endorsement deals makes Beyonce BV's Top Black Celebrity Endorser of 2007.

Small Town Pimps

SMALL TOWN PIMPS #Red Light District, Sweden#

Genre: Psychobilly/Punkabilly

"Small Town Pimps (the original)"

Band Members : Kinky Pimp/Guitar & Lead Vocals Sexy Pimp/Contrabass Turbo Pimp/Drumstuff

Here they are: The most fabulous, fantastic, dangerous, greatest and the nicest trio of rock«n«roll guys you ever will meet.

Small town Pimps started (as a musical trio) about 1995. Their original pimpbusiness goes way back in the 50«s. Bangin away old covers of Vincent, Cochran, Batmobile and the rest of the traditional rockabillystuff in their first line-up: T. Palin on guitar, M Wistršm on a big bass with 2 holes on the front, M Frank on drums. About a year later H Jonsson joined in. The pimps first album was released on Crazy Love Records 1997 entitled "Pimplyfied" and contained original material about zombies, babes and billy. In 1998 Small Town Pimps became a trio again; H Jonsson Guitars & almost vocals,M Wiström bass and M Frank on drums.

During the past years they«ve travelled around and played a lot of fantastic gigs on festivals, carclubs, parties, pubs, clubs mainly in Sweden but also in europe (Spain, Germany, Norway, Denmark, Finland). A concert with the pimps is never boring, never sad, never slow. During the spring in 1999 a new record was released "For a few hookers more" on the same great german label. The reviews were more than great. Their latest album has been released on the well known german label: Knock-Out records. The CD/vinyl is titled "B-I-N-G-O!"". Their best rockin stuff ever, so go and check it out. (2003 the Funny Pimp took farewell and STP welcomed Rookie Pimp on drums). In 2004 STP recorded they long awaited 4th album "Sexpaty IV" which is soon to be released. A great sounding record we've heard. :)

Along with the new album "sexparty 4" there's also a "best of" album to be released: "Red Light Classics" containing tracks from the old records and a few unreleased tracks! Both of the albums released on Fast & Angry RECORDS. Enjoy!

Dont do drugs, do music

Small Town Pimps - Sexparty 4 -2007
1. Zombie Rock
2. Ron Jeremy
3. Backyard Love
4. Hot Roddin
5. Bye Baby
6. Leaving My Bitch
7. The King Ain’t Dead
8. Pimplyfied
9. Right Behind You Baby
10. Horny Bop
11. Alligator Jump
12. Fat & Lazy
13. High Speed Rumble
14. Ron Jeremy (Karaokeversion)
Small_Town_Pimps_-_Sexparty_4_-2007.part1.rar
Small_Town_Pimps_-_Sexparty_4_-2007.part2.rar
http://www.smalltownpimps.com/
http://www.myspace.com/smalltownpimpssweden


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The Pitts: A Family Day Out

The Pitt family, Angelina, Brad, and three of their kids Maddox, Pax, and Zahara were seen at the AMC Palace Theater in New Orleans, Louisiana Wednesday afternoon. Jolie and Pitts were accompanied to the movies by not one, but two bodyguards. After seeing the movie, The Water Horse, the couple and their kids headed to KFC for some drive-thru chicken.

Wait! Where's baby Shiloh is she MIA? Looks like she's left behind at home with her babysitter. She's supposed to be a part of the happy Pitt family. Maybe she's too young to be watching the movies anyways.

6 Hot Models of Victoria's Secret Nude

OMG! Am I still asleep? Or it's just a dream, if not please don't wake me up, I'm still waiting for these hot chicks to do a frontal pose. These lovely and gorgeous ladies are too hot to handle. Victoria's secret models are not just good in showing off their lovely lingerie outfits, but are also able to bear it all. Yeah, that's right Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, and Selita Ebanks all standing naked in a row is an eye candy.

She's wearing a bikini

Nicky Hilton was spotted in Hawaii wearing a bikini. Of course, a rich socialite can go and do anything she wants. She looks awesome in that striped bikini. I'm glad she doesn't wear a furry bikini or else Eva Mendez would go berserk in her campaign and would even do a frontal for the public...Kiddin'!

Just click the image to enlarge photos:

Indie bands rule!

I'm a musician at heart and I'm inspired by Indie bands. I've been with my punk-rock band since I was in college and believe me we've been through a lot in promoting just our single composition. I once knew of a band, an Indie band, which calls themselves Indigo-Son. A DC based rock-pop group composed of Dave Merkle on bass, Bala Harper on drums, and Wyatt on guitar and vocals. They are currently promoting their album entitled Nothing New on the radio and are going to be touring in India next year in January.

I hope they will tour here in the Philippines, since there are a lot of Indie bands here in our country. There's not much happening around in the music industry for local bands here in the Philippines, I guess it goes with the lack of promotions. The music industry needs some kind of support and inspiration from other Indie bands out there. Music is the key and the key is within us.

Jennifer Lamiraqui’s Christmas Lingerie Photos

Here are some photos of hot supermodel Jennifer Lamiraqui in her sexy Santa Lingerie outfit, to spice up your Christmas holidays and leave you drooling around. Enjoy!

Posh Spice was robbed

...during their concert stop at Germany. It was reported that Victoria Beckham's clothes and jewelries were stolen in the dressing room. OMG! Maybe some stalker want to smell her fugly dresses or maybe want to lick her sweaty underwear. Ewww!

Tony Romo Not Distracted By Jessica Simpson Masks

Because of suggestions that his hottie girlfriend Jessica Simpson is the jinx in his games, Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo felt the pressure and still led his team to victory over the Carolina Panthers Saturday.

Despite thousands of fans wearing Simpson masks, the Cowboys won the game 20-13. Some fans even wore blonde wigs. Simpson was not seen on camera although, according to ESPN, she was in attendance.

"I just put tunnel vision on. There's so many distractions about junk sometimes. I felt like the important thing for my team was to get myself into football mode 24/7," Romo explains.

"I let it roll of my back," the quarterback responds to the question if the media attention has bothered him. "It doesn't really bother me. But it hurts me when it hurts the people that are close to you. Some of the journalistic integrity this week was poor in some ways."

The game in question was last Sunday's game versus the Philadelphia Eagles. It was deemed to be the worst game of his career when he completed a season-low 13 passes and threw three interceptions.

Simpson was blamed for his loss. She was wearing a matching pink Romo jersey from a luxury suite view.

A website aptly named www.RuinRomo.com asks fans of opposing teams to download a Jessica Simpson mask from their site to distract Romo while playing.

No Mercy "Widespread Bloodshed - Love Runs Red"

Killer Venice crossover album, to my knowledge it wasn't ever released on CD and available to the masses. Also includes tracks off "Welcome to Venice" compilation and the Suicidal Tendencies crew doing "Master of No Mercy".


Tracklist:

1) Evil
2) Crazy But Proud
3) Master Of No Mercy
4) Day Of The Damned
5) Controlled By Hate
6) No Mercy (off "Welcome To Venice" comp.)
7) I'm Your Nightmare
8) War Machine (off "Welcome To Venice" comp.)
9) Widespread Bloodshed - Love Runs Red
10) My Own Way Of Life
11) Waking The Dead
12) No Mercy
13) War Machine
14) Master Of No Mercy (by Suicidal Tendencies)



No Mercy - Mediafire

**OR**

No Mercy - Megaupload

Kim Kardashian used to pray her breasts would stop growing.

Kim Kardashian used to pray her breasts would stop growing.

The 27-year-old model and star of 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' was an early developer and had C-cup breasts by the time she was 11.

Kim revealed: "I would cry about it. I swear, I would say my prayers at night, hoping that I would stop developing."

The Hollywood socialite - who starred in a sex tape with Brandy's brother, R'n'B singer Ray J - has now learnt to "embrace" her body and made her mother proud by posing for Playboy magazine.

She said: "I've embraced it now. When my mom saw the Playboy pictures she said, 'Wow. If I had pictures from when I was your age. You should do this while you can. They might never ask you again.' "

Kim has decided to use her sexy curves to keep her in the public spotlight.

She added to Details magazine: "I'm not the sex kitten that they've made me out to be, but I'll kind of give it to them when I have to. I know that's what they want, and so I give it to them."

Rare Exports Inc.2 - Safety Instructions

Tal y como os prometí ayer, aquí teneis la 2ª parte de este magnífico corto que es Rare Exports Inc.

RARE EXPORTS INC. 2
Safety instructions
Finland (2005)


Director: Jalmari Helander
Cast: Otso Tarkela, Tommi Korpela, Jorma Tommila, Tazu Ovaska
Language: English
Subtitles: Yes (Spanish)

Sinopsis: El negocio de las exportaciones raras y codiciadas a veces tiene terribles resultados.

Secuela del cortometraje "Rare Exports Inc." dirigido por el finlandés Jalmari Helander. Interpretado por Otso Tarkela, Tommi Korpela, Jorma Tommila, Tazu Ovaska, Otto, Niko Saarela, Petri Manninen, Kari Miettinen, Kimmo Tolvanen y Aimo Lehtonen. Se estrenó en el Festival Internacional de Cine de Helsinki en septiembre de 2005, y desde entonces ha sido adquirido por varios festivales y canales de televisión de todo el mundo.

In this sequel to 'Rare Exports Inc' we are shown the horrendous results of abusing Father Christmas.

eMule
Short: Rare Exports Inc 2 - Safety Instructions (Jalmari Helander) [Corto Cine][VO].avi
Subtítulos: Rare Exports Inc 2 - Safety Instructions (Jalmari Helander) [Corto Cine][Subtitulos Español][by zzzpariszzz].srt
Direct Download : Rare_Exports_Inc_2_-_Safety_Instructions__Jalmari_Helander____Spanish_Subs.rar

http://www.woodpeckerfilm.fi/rareexports/

R. Kelly Child-Pornography Trial To Begin May 9

After years of incessant delays, R. Kelly's child-pornography case will finally commence May 9. The trial had previously been scheduled for September 17 but was postponed early that month because the lead prosecutor had recently given birth.

According to the Tribune, Kelly also avoided having his bond revoked Friday morning (December 21). Cook County Judge Vincent Gaughan had threatened to do so after chiding the singer for missing a hearing on Wednesday after his tour bus was stopped in Utah for a speeding infraction. An arrest warrant had been issued for the R&B singer, who avoided going to jail when he showed for a 9 a.m. court date on Thursday, but Gaughan threatened to revoke the bond anyway.

Also on Friday, Gaughan considered forcing Kelly to call off his U.S. tour but didn't follow through with the punishment. Gaughan said he decided on leniency because of the "unintended consequences" of canceling such an event, including disappointing fans and a loss of income for venue workers.

The judge did, however, order him to cancel a January 13 concert in Hampton, Virginia, to ensure Kelly doesn't miss his next court appearance on January 14, the paper reports. He is due to perform Friday night in Chicago.

In addition, Gaughan mandated that any vehicles transporting Kelly were not to break any speeding laws, and that if the singer couldn't return to Chicago in time for his next court appearance, that he must return by aircraft. The Tribune quoted Kelly as saying, "I'm sorry for this whole incident, and the next time I would be on a plane if it came down to it."

The Kelly case has dragged on for five years without a trial and originated with 14 counts of child pornography filed against him in 2002 for allegedly videotaping himself having sex with an allegedly underage girl. Kelly, 40, has pleaded not guilty to the charges and faces up to 15 years in prison if convicted.

Eva Mendez naked on PETA Ad Campaign

Hollywood Actress Eva Mendez is going to be unveiling her poster for PETA’s “Fur?I’d Rather Go Naked” campaign Thursday in Robertson Boulevard. Just by looking at her photos Eva sure is a hot celebrity. She's is currently endorsing the anti-fur campaign of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, promoting awareness and ending the use of fur and leather. It's nice to know that some celebrities still care about the welfare of animals.

Two Thumbs up for you!

Spice it up for a few bucks

Looks like the Spice Girls tour is on the verge of loosing steam already. It was reported that some ticket agencies were already selling seats at the last minute at a one-third discount during their on-stage concert Monday night. Is it because of Posh's voice? Or is it just because fans are not too interested anymore with the girls performance?

You be the judge ladies and gentlemen.

The Hottie and the Nottie

Whoa! Goosebumps all over me. Looks like Paris Hilton's upcoming romantic comedy film is already being exposed to the world. And I truly believe in the saying that "if its Paris it sells." While watching the photo, I was imagining Paris being the nottie. What if Paris' life was not as glamorous and fabulous at all. I would really love to see what she would look like if she's simple. Or can somebody make a movie about her being the 'Ugly-Betty-turned-hottie', that would be a good plot for a box office hit film.=D

Anyways, the film which starred Paris Hilton, Joel David Moore, Christine Lakin, and Johann Urb is said to be released on February of 2008.

Rare Exports Inc.

Hace unos días me baje desde los foros de miniFILMS ,via eMule, este corto; lo ví anoche y me quedé cón muy buen sabor de boca... y más aún teniendo en cuenta las fechas en las que estamos, abajo del todo os dejo los enlaces para que podais descargarlo vía eMule o por Rapidshare

RARE EXPORTS INC.
Finland (2003)


Director: Jalmari Helander
Cast: Otso Tarkela, Tommi Korpela, Jorma Tommila & Tazu Ovaska
Language: English
Subtitles: Yes (Spanish)

Sinopsis: Una peculiar empresa se dedica a hacer exportaciones raras. Se acerca Navidad y sin ellos no sería posible llevar la magia navideña a todos los hogares.

Dirigido por el finlandés Jalmari Helander. Interpretado por Otso Tarkela, Tommi Korpela, Jorma Tommila y Tazu Ovaska. "Rare Exports Inc." (2003), originalmente concebida como regalo de final de temporada para los clientes de Woodpecker Film, ha ganado los premios del jurado y del público al mejor cortometraje en la XVI Semana de Cine Fantástico y de Terror de San Sebastián. Nominado al premio Méliès de oro al mejor cortometraje fantástico europeo.

"Meet a set of hunters. The best in their trade. As they learned from their fathers and their fathers before them, they track down and domesticate a very special prey."
2006 Méliès d'Or :
Nominee for the Best European Fantastic Short Film
2005 San Sebastian Horror Film Festival :
Best Short Film - Audience Award
Best Short Film - Jury Award

Mañana pondré la 2ª parte , Tomorrow will up the 2nd part

eMule:
Corto: Rare Exports Inc (Jalmari Helander) [Corto Cine][VO].avi
Subtítulos: Rare Exports Inc (Jalmari Helander) [Corto Cine][Subtitulos Español][by zzzpariszzz].srt
Direct Download : Rare_Exports_Inc__V.O. + Spanish_Subs_.rar


http://www.woodpeckerfilm.fi/rareexports/

Angelia Jolie Dress Up Game

Look what I found on the Internet, a totally addicting dress-up and makeover game featuring Angelina Jolie herself. Just drag and drop pages with plenty of different outfits to choose from. It's a fun way to enjoy dressing-up your favorite celebrity character.

Katrina Halili and Cristine Reyes for FHM 2008 Calendar

FHM has just released their calendar girls for the year 2008; posing for their hot calendar is Katrina Halili and Cristine Reyes. An autograph-signing session was held in Robinsons Galleria mall in Ortigas Center for the calendar's promotion.

Here are some of their Hot photos courtesy of FHM